Monday, November 09, 2015

Treasure!

Of Dice and Glen is a story being written following D&D 5th Edition rules and using Minecraft as the battle mat (and to set the scene). Each of the two writers control their own characters and share the job of Dungeon Master (controlling the environment, story, monsters and background characters). As a result, neither of us has any clue of what's going on or where this is going. So, let's have fun!

This story is split between episodes being posted on the second Monday of every month. You can find the first episode here and the previous episode here.


Of Dice and Glen Episode 7: Treasure!


“Look out!” Luna yelped and dodged around the dragonborn to get a clear shot at the new foe. Holding up a hand that was suddenly brimming with fire, she hurled the molten missile at the goblin.

The flaming ball hit the suspicious goblin and it shrieked as the fire spread from his chest to his arms and even licked at its disgusting, stringy hair.

As Luna pushed past, Shaddar caught sight of the goblin he hadn’t noticed before. He followed in behind the flying flame, swinging at the goblin with sword and torch while it was frantically flailing at the fire.

The goblin’s flailing inadvertently helped it to dodge the swinging sword, but the torch slipped in to hit its forehead. The monster fell backwards onto the ground as the remaining flames stole its life away.

Panting, Shaddar turned and smiled weakly at Luna, his tongue unconciously flicking from behind his pointed teeth.

“Thanks.”

Smiling slyly at him, the tiefling poked her small, red tongue out from between her own pointed fangs. Her tail twitched in the dirt on the floor, in deep amusement.

“You’re welcome.”

Rolling his eyes - a maneuver he had learned from observing Luna - Shaddar turned and set about searching the corpses, not even bothering to ask the tiefling before sorting the money he found between the two stashes in his pouch.

“No boots,” she muttered, examining the corpses in her own way, ignoring Shaddar’s careful division of the money.

Looking at the tiefling’s booted feet, Shaddar admitted that they looked fairly worn, but they were still in perfectly serviceable condition.

“Your boots look fine to me, why would you need new ones?”

“What?” she looked up, distracted. “No. Not new. The older the better.”

Giving up, she stood and glared at the corpse, tail swishing irritably around behind her. Moving through the doorway before them, Luna quickly explored the small chamber, with no interest. Peeking cautiously around another doorway, she squeaked with excitement and fell upon a crude chest.

The chest was in a rough hewn cave that appeared to have been excavated around the remains of what had once been a balcony for the tower, but was now encased in stone and dirt.

Shaddar quickly followed behind Luna, worried that she was rushing into trouble.

“What is it?” he asked.

“Look! Look!” she squealed with delight holding up the gleaming, green emerald and for the moment ignoring the rest of the plainly expensive contents.

“Looks like we found their treasure trove,” Shaddar commented, coming over to examine the contents of the chest with her.

“It’s so pretty!” Luna agreed, with childish delight, not taking her eyes from the stone. “Can I keep it?”

Taking a close look at the gem, the white dragonborn’s tongue flickered.

“It’s magical. Do you know what it does?”

The tiefling’s hand suddenly shot out, grasping for the thin, forked tongue that was vanishing back behind the dangerously pointed dragon teeth. She caught it deftly, and gently, between two fingers, then released it just as quickly.

“No! Do you?” she said, as if nothing out-of-the-ordinary had happened, but there was a slight, incorrigible tilt to her head.

“Why’d you do that?” Shaddar demanded and started rubbing at his sensitive tongue, trying to eliminate the dirt and tiefling taste.

“To see if I could,” she said simply, then, slightly quieter, “why do you sound like I just lit your bed on fire?”

“Becauth you tathte terrible!” Shaddar said. Giving up on the scrubbing, he took a drink of his water. He gave her a sideways look - somewhere between frustrated and amused. “Don’t do that.”

“Oh, ok!” She agreed readily, turning back to her magic stone. “I did bathe last month,” she added, slightly hurt.

“What else have we got here?” Shaddar asked, going to look in the chest for himself. His eyes were immediately drawn to a shiny scale shirt. He lifted it out of the chest and gasped.

“It’s so light!”

Without worrying about possible consequences, he took off his current, heavy scale shirt and started putting on the new one. Under his scale shirt, his actual scaled back had a tree-like pattern in gold scales on his more common white scales.

Luna quickly grew bored with the laborious and tediously long business of fastening and unfastening armours. She amused herself by examining each item in turn, but all the time, keeping the emerald resting safely on her lap.

Looking up just in time to catch the tree-patterned scales, she sucked in her breath in awe and shuffled forward on her knees to get a closer look.

“You’ve got a tree in your scales! It’s so pretty!”

Shaddar turned around, inadvertently hiding his back from her curious eyes. “Hmmm? Yes, I was born with it.”

“I like it. Do all dragon-people have trees?”

Laughing, Shaddar shook his head. “No, everyone has their own patterns and colouring. I’m told both white and gold dragonborn are uncommon in the world, although both occasionally hatch in my clan.”

Crossing her legs and sitting in front of him, she listened, giving him her full, and rare, attention.

“What clan are you from? What are you called?”

“Drachdeliath,” Shaddar said, a hint of pride in his voice. He finished fastening his new armour on and moved about to get a feel for it. He snapped his teeth in approval. “I like this! Very nice; very light. What else have we got here?”

Luna wasn’t listening, however.

“All hail and cower before the mighty Drak-lilacs!” she bellowed, leaping to her feet, tail lashing excitedly about her. “Mightiest, honourable-est, strongest of all dragon-people!”

“Drachdeliath,” Shaddar corrected sharply, his eyes narrowing dangerously and small wisps of smoke issuing from his nostrils.

Instantly, the dun coloured tail ceased its excited lashing and Luna turned to regard the dragonborn with the first indication of fear she had ever shown towards him.

“I, um...” she began, uncertainly. “Oopsy! Sorry, I didn’t mean to... Could you pronounce it a bit slower?” she added, staring hard at his face, a determined expression replacing the quick flash of fear.

Shaddar’s expression instantly softened. “It doesn’t matter,” he said, turning away, toward the chest. “I don’t use my clan name anymore, anyway.”

“Why?” she asked, her voice softer than normal. A ridge of concern formed below her horns.

The dragonborn didn’t answer. Instead, he picked a vial of red liquid out of the chest. Curious, he gave it a shake and the red liquid glimmered. Fairly confident it wouldn’t be harmful, he unstoppered the vial and took a tiny taste.

“Healing potion,” he said, nodding as he felt the familiar tingle of healing magic.

There were certain hints that even this wild-living tiefling could read. The small wrinkle of concern didn’t smooth, but Luna nodded silently, behind the large, draconic back.

“You should take that,” she stated. “Some of us have healing in our hands.”

As proof, she held up both her grubby hands and wiggled the thin, but strong, fingers.

Shaddar chuckled. “That you do. Now this is a mystery.”

He held up a sloshing ceramic jug that looked like it could hold about a litre of liquid, but when he uncorked it, there was nothing inside. He even turned it upside-down and nothing came out, though it continued to slosh.

“I know! Here,” she reached out for the strange jug.

The dragonborn willingly surrendered the jug.

Grasping the container tightly, she appeared to take a small sip.

“Am I invisible?!” she squeaked excitedly.

“Where did she go?” Shaddar gasped sarcastically.

Clutching her hands in tiny fists pressed to her cheeks, Luna giggled like a small child and danced on the spot.

“I’m right here! Oooooh!”

“So you are,” Shaddar chuckled, reaching to pat her on the head, but then withdrawing his hand when he remembered her reaction last time.

Luna watched his hand approach, then begin to retract with satisfaction. Then, unexpectedly, she found herself not so averse to what was beginning to seem like a sign of... Affection.

Quickly, she ducked her head forward, bringing her horns up on either side of his hand, brushing his palm with her purple hair.

Slightly confused, Shaddar patted her head, then turned back to the chest. “What else have we got here?”

He reached in and pulled out a short blueish-grey cloak, trimmed in gold and with a long, thin tail protruding from the back.

“More magic, or I’m a talking lizard,” Shaddar said, flipping it around and examining it. “I wonder what it does.”

Smiling with embarrassment to herself, Luna examined the cloak as well, grabbing for it in her enthusiasm. Swirling it around her shoulders she suddenly crouched to the ground and scurried about the small chamber.

“Squeak! Squeak!” she said, in a passable imitation of a small rodent.

“Looks more like a sea creature than a mouse,” Shaddar commented, his voice tinged with amusement.

“A sea mouse?” she asked in slight awe. “I’ve never been to anything that big. Just ponds and lakes in one or two forests.”

“I’ve been to the sea a couple times,” Shaddar said with a shrug. “It’s just a big salty pond.”

He turned back to the chest and pulled out the last item - a fairly normal looking blue satchel. Frowning, knowing instinctively that it had some magic about it, he poked his nose inside. His eyes flew open.

“It’s bigger on the inside!”

“What?!” she exclaimed and grabbed at the edge, yanking it down. “By the Loki’s nose hair, it is!”

“I’ve heard of this sort of thing, but never seen one before,” Shaddar said, putting the open bag on the floor. “Watch this.”

Her retrieved his old scale shirt and put it in the satchel, then lifted the bag from the floor.

“I was right!” he said, laughing aloud. “The bag’s the same weight as before, even with the heavy scale mail inside.”

Luna stared in amazement, tail pointed stiffly in surprise. Quickly growing bored with this new wonder, she turned back to the chest, still wearing the odd cloak.

“That’s the lot,” she said, slightly disappointed. “Now if we can only figure out what it all does...”

Holding up the emerald again, the curious tiefling squinted at it, hard.

“Reveal your secrets to me, little shiny stone!”

The emerald glinted back innocently. It seemed to be surrounded by inaudible whispers.

“If we took the time, I’m sure we could figure them out,” Shaddar said, “but I’m worried about the rest of the goblins. I don’t want their boss to escape again.”

“Rrrrrrrr...!” the tiefling growled, viciously, dropping to her hands and feet in good imitation of a wolf. “You’rrrrrre rrrright! Let’s get ‘em!”

They traveled back to the room with the decrepit bed and through the second doorway, past the kobold Luna had killed. Around a corner at the far end of the passage, there was a stairway leading down. From below came the occasional crack of a whip, followed by an anguished yelp.





Discover what happens next in Episode 8: Big Bad Boss





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Monday, November 02, 2015

Everyone is Important

            Earlier this week, a friend of Facebook shared an image that said, in essence, “Remember that everyone you encounter changes your life in some way.” The next day, a friend with no connection to the first shared an image saying, “Remember that you change the lives of everyone you meet.” Both say the same thing from opposite perspectives and that coincidence must have lodged in my subconscious, because look what I’m blogging about today!

            This is a view on life I’ve had from a very young age. Everyone effects everyone around them, perhaps in small ways, but even the smallest influence can be significant.

            For me, one of my best examples goes back to when I was writing my first book (not including the picture book I wrote when I was six) – around age eleven or twelve. At this point in time, I was still at the stage where I imitated other writers – in this case Brian Jacques with his anthropomorphic animal characters.

            My brother, in his first year of highschool, had a friend a few years older who was also writing a book. My brother arranged for me to swap books with this friend so we could give each other feedback. The feedback I received from this person I’d never met yet took me a huge leap forward – he gave me the confidence to stop imitating and become my own author.

            In addition, this same friend lent my brother R.A. Salvatore books, which I started reading as well. He became one of my favourite authors and those books had a huge impact on my views of the world. There are some philosophies in the books that, rereading them recently, I discovered I’d been expressing to other people almost word for word without knowing it.

            It is amazing for me to think that someone with so loose a connection to me and who I only met once (at that point in time – a decade later he started working in the same plaza as the pizza place I worked. We started chatting, realized our past connection, became friends and, eventually, my wife and I shared an apartment with him for two years) could so influence my entire life thereafter. That’s all it takes, though! Most people never realize how the most insignificant seeming thing can change the lives of people around them.

            A lot of people also wonder about their importance in the world and weather they make a difference. The answer is yes. You are important. I am important. Everyone is important. Just because you can’t see how far your reach spreads doesn’t mean you make no difference.


            Everyone’s lives are made up of a myriad of connections. Even a slight tug on a tread of their lives can cause ripples that carry on forever. So, remember that the next time you feel insignificant. Without you, the world would be an entirely different place.




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Monday, October 26, 2015

Editing Out Loud

            A long time ago, I came across a suggestion to edit my books by reading them aloud. I neglected to do this for a long time for two reasons: I tend to avoid doing things that make sound, if at all possible, and I figured that there was no point since I read in my head as if I were reading aloud (slow, I know, but I get far more enjoyment out of reading that way).

            Then, I had a great idea. I often read books to my wife anyway, so why not read one of my books? Since she already helps me edit, it kills two birds with one stone.

            It works wonders. Reading a book out loud helps smooth out wordings that look fine on the page. More than that, it roots out typos far better – on the page, the mind can subconsciously correct them, allowing those careless errors to slip past unnoticed, whereas speaking them aloud focuses the attention more.


            So, that’s my latest writing tip for you. Find someone to read to and edit out loud. You won’t regret it.





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Monday, October 19, 2015

Moving with the Times

            As the colder weather moves in, so do we. Some outdoor activities must be cancelled, others can be moved indoors. Such is the case with the exercise routine my wife and I finally got in to this year.

            Some of you may remember me talking about Zombies, Run! earlier this year, which helped Colleen and I get into a regular routine of running. Sadly, that has had to grind to a halt as temperatures drop more and more.

            Exercise is important, though, so we’ve shifted to a new indoor routine! Now, on every morning we would normally be running, we’ve switched to playing Dance Dance Revolution and Just Dance games.

            It’s a good combination for exercise because Dance Dance Revolution is a video game that focuses on foot movement, while Just Dance has an emphasis on arm movement. Together, they provide quite the workout.

            It also turns out to be a good combination for us because each of us is better at one of them. Having spent a summer playing Dance Dance Revolution all the time, I’ve gotten to be quite good at it (I’m a bit rusty after years of not playing. When I was still in practice, I went on a drama department school trip to England and astounded my classmates when we went to the arcade. I was quiet and reserved, so I really took them by surprise when I stepped onto the dance mat). However, for some reason, I just can’t seem to get the dance moves right on Just Dance (I suspect it’s the way I hold the Wii-mote).

            Colleen, on the other hand, lacks my Dance Dance Revolution experience, yet excels at Just Dance. It works out well because, with how competitive the games are designed to be, there’s no point watching how one of us always has a higher score in one game because it will switch when we change games.


            So, the exercise routine will continue indoors. I just feel sorry for my sister-in-law whose bedroom is below the room we’re dancing in.





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Monday, October 12, 2015

Into the Darkness

Of Dice and Glen is a story being written following D&D 5th Edition rules and using Minecraft as the battle mat (and to set the scene). Each of the two writers control their own characters and share the job of Dungeon Master (controlling the environment, story, monsters and background characters). As a result, neither of us has any clue of what's going on or where this is going. So, let's have fun!

This story is split between episodes being posted on the second Monday of every month. You can find the first episode here and the previous episode here.


Of Dice and Glen Episode 6: Into the Darkness


“We should search them to see if they have anything of value,” Shaddar said without looking up at Luna.

Watching him closely, she frowned and rolled her eyes. For a dragon, this warrior was a real soft-touch.

“It was just a kobold,” was all she said.

Turning to the business at hand, she helped her companion search the bodies, without really noticing the gore involved.

“Loki’s lace leotard... It’s just a bunch of money!” she said, with disgust.

Dropping the coins she found in a small pile in the grass, Luna stood, hands on hips and shook her head in disappointment.

“Next time we find trash to thrash that wears stuff on its feet. Ok?”

“Why?” Shaddar asked, walking over to the pile Luna had made and splitting it evenly into two piles. “What does that matter?”

“None of your business,” she replied, without malice.

Shrugging and shaking his head, Shaddar put his half of the coins in his pouch and pushed the other half over to Luna.

“What?” she said, eyeing the money with disinterest.

“Your share of the spoils,” Shaddar clarified.

“Ahr,” was her only response as she knelt by the hole in the ground and reached for the rope. Grasping it, she almost slipped forward into the opening with a small, startled squeak. “Obviously sometime in the past I deeply offended the god of climbing...”

Frowning, Shaddar wrapped Luna’s share of the treasure in a scrap of cloth and stashed it in his pouch. He came over to her side and looked down into the hole. Seeing how dark it was down below, he took out a torch and set about lighting it.

“It’ll be easier if you take it slower,” Shaddar suggested.

Clicking her tongue impatiently, Luna leaned over and swiftly lit the torch with a puff of flame from her hand.

“Yeah, yeah.”

Grudgingly taking his advice, she slowly reached again for the rope. This time, she gained a firm grip on it and lowered herself into the hole.

Shaddar followed her down, waving his torch around to see if there were any more enemies around.

They were in a large circular room, filled with piles of dirt most of which looked like they’d been dug around other than piled. The stone floor and walls were in quite a state of disrepair. Nothing living was in sight.

“What kind of place is this?” Shaddar asked, frowning.

“A wererat nest,” she replied dismissively, pressing forward. “Come on!”

“I meant, why is there a stone building underground,” the white dragonborn clarified. He gave a quick search of the dead goblin and was surprised to find it actually carrying platinum coins. He pocketed them, splitting the money between himself and his stash for Luna.

Glancing around with slightly more interest, Luna frowned.

“Tower,” she grunted, scampering around the round underground room. “Used to be up there, now it’s down here. That’s strange...”

Turning, she frowned at him in confusion at the information she had gleaned.

“Must be ancient,” Shaddar said. “Looks like we’ll need to keep going to get rid of the rest of these monsters. Best keep quiet until we find something.”

“All seventeenthree of them?” she said, hushing herself nonetheless.

Shaddar allowed himself a quiet chuckle.

Glancing at his torch, something seemed to occur to the tiefling.

“You really need that thing?” she said, with undisguised skepticism. “It’s a flaming beacon for anything crawling around here that may want to munch on our tails. Oh, sorry, my tail.”

“It’s too dark to see without it,” Shadar said, frowning.

Luna stared at him with a puzzled expression and reached up a hand to scratch absently at a horn in confusion.

“I... Don’t know what you mean.”

“Are you saying you can see in the dark?”

“Are you saying you can’t?!”

“Not at all,” Shaddar said. “You’re right about the torch, though. Perhaps you should scout ahead - but don’t get into any fights on your own!”

Setting aside the startling discovery that dragons are blind, Luna pouted at her friend.

“What if a goblin charges at me and impales itself on my scimitar?”

“Then you run back to me before any of its friends hear its screams,” Shaddar said dryly.

“Fiiiiiiiine,” she agreed, reluctantly and turned to circle the room, keen black eyes unimpeded for ten feet around her.

Coming to a crude staircase set into the floor, she beckoned to Shaddar silently, then rolling her eyes at herself, crept back to him and whispered.

“There’s a set of steps going down. Over there.”

Shaddar followed her over to them. “I’ll wait at the top in case you need me.”

He drew one of his swords, holding his torch behind his back so the minimal amount of light could get down the stairwell.

The stone steps had once had a railing, but they had long since rotted away.

Moving with extreme caution and stealth, Luna crept toward, then down the stairs.

She found herself in a room as decrepit as the one above. There was a rotted dresser, a filthy mirror hanging at an angle on the wall, and a half-collapsed, dirt-covered mouldering bed. There were two doorways - an empty one to the right and one to the left with a rotted door hanging from the frame - and from both of them came scraping and chipping sounds.




The tiefling’s head popped back up the stairs.

“Two doorways,” she said in a hoarse whisper. “We should both go with one.”

“Did you see anymore goblins or kobolds?” Shaddar asked.

“Heard. C’mon!”

Without waiting for his response, she moved back down the stairs and considered her choice of weapon. The fire would be best for surprise but it would emit light. Her second choice was her deadly staff, which she brought up diagonally across her body.

Moving surprisingly quietly, Shaddar followed the tiefling down the stairs.

Signalling for the dragonborn to take the doorway with the rotting, smelly excuse for a door hanging in it, Luna herself moved toward the more open opening.

Holding the torch so it would shed the barest amount of light through the door, Shaddar peeked around the corner.

He could see a kobold through the opening, hacking away at a pile of dirt and rubble that appeared to have poured in through an opening in the tower wall.

Shaddar charged at the kobold, swinging with both sword and torch.

The kobold went down with a yelp.

Two small horns preceded the purple-haired head through the doorway, and Luna saw a similarly employed kobold. Creeping up close behind it, she swung her staff for its head. Just as she made her attack, the creature bent its head to examine something it had unearthed in the dirt. The staff whistled harmlessly through the air, by mere centimeters. She hissed in a breath of rage.
“Son of a half-orc!” she screeched at the kobold.

Hearing the cry, Shaddar spun from the dead kobold and ran to the other doorway just in time to see the second kobold spin around. Luna seized the opportunity and brought the staff whipping down on its head. There was another sickening crack as the length of wood shattered the reptilian skull. The monster’s half-formed cry of “Demons!” was cut off as it gurgled to the floor, where it lay still.

This time the tiefling had the presence of mind to not shout, though she would have preferred to hoot with glee and maybe do a small victory dance over the corpse.

The dragonborn wouldn’t approve, she thought to herself as she turned back to her companion.

“Where now?” she said in a low voice, no longer a whisper. “Split up again?” She was beginning to like having this second warrior by her side. Together they were taking down foes she would be loathed to admit she ran from, merely out of a grudging sense of self-preservation.

She had been alone for a good bit of her life and generally did not trust others. She still wasn’t sure if she trusted this one, nor if she wanted him around, but in battle, he sure was handy.

Shaddar shook his head. “Not unless we need to.”

Across the bedroom, behind Shaddar, a drooling goblin stepped into the doorway with the rotted door.


Discover what happens next in Episode 7: Treasure!





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Monday, October 05, 2015

Wind and Electricity

            Autumn isn’t messing around this year, at least not where I live. We had mostly nice weather and then WHAM! October first, the temperature dropped and the wind picked up. It’s not often the weather actually does what we’d expect it to do based on the calendar.

            Of course with such high winds there’s one thing you have to expect if you live out in the country like we do: power failure. The power was out for around three hours. It was during this time that I noticed (as I always do when such things happen) just how much we rely on electricity these days. The power goes out and we sort of flounder. I mean, what can you even do without electricity?

            Almost everything I do, in one way or another, relies on electricity. Even when the power goes out, what I find to do still uses electronics. I write on my laptop, read on my Kindle. I listen to music or play games on various devices. Sure, I have other options – board games, books, making chainmaille and such, yet even with those there’s an element of electricity to provide enough light or get background music.

            To think that electricity didn’t even exist (well, hadn’t been discovered) a few hundred years ago is astounding. A handful of generations later and our lives fall apart without it.

            It really makes you stop and think about the new technology we have coming out now and how long it will be before future generations are completely dependent on it.


            How long after that will all of what we know be gone?





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