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Monday, July 11, 2016

Songs of Khrull

            Unfortunately, Colleen and I have fallen behind on Of Dice and Glen, so this month’s episode will have to wait for another day. However, on a related note, we’ve been having a great time playing D&D with a group at our local board game cafe. Out Dungeon Master has been keeping a blog record of our adventure, so if you’re interested (and starved for our D&D adventures), you can click here to check it out.

            One thing I’ve been having a lot of fun with while playing this adventure is writing songs. My character is a minstrel when he’s not moonlighting as an assassin. In order to subtly gather information about an assassination target, he claimed to be writing a song about them. So, to hold to the character, I actually wrote a song.

            And, since I’d written one, why stop there? Once we completed the first adventure, I whipped together a second one to summarise everything our characters had done. So, here they are!


Livinia the Mage (Sung to a tune adapted from “Ragnar the Red” from Skyrim)

Oh, Livinia the mage was the worst kind of scum,
With her half-orsine offspring, all four of them dumb.

They raided and looted the roads of Chiswell,
Til the King's Guard arrived to bid them farewell.

But Livinia the mage and her sons ran away,
To the south and the bridge leading to Gannaway.

Now, along come our heroes, with some other plan,
Mhurrun, Luna and Lumi, Cididel and Phann.

Evil Livinia, she plans out an ambush at night,
With an old man as hostage, she thinks they won't fight.

Our heroes did charge in and slay all her brood,
They set Livinia running and our heroes pursued.

By the time that they caught her, Livinia was deaaaad...!
With a mysterious arrow shot right through her head.


The Heroes of Tolvir (Sung to a tune adapted from “The Hero of Canton” from Firefly)

Now, Tolvir was a village in trouble,
It lately been plagued by a skulk.
It raided and pillaged the houses,
Everyone stayed inside to sulk.

Then along came some heroes, quite mighty,
They were hired by old Papa Kurst.
They set out to solve all their problems,
Preparing to deal with the worst.

(CHORUS)
The monsters are slain,
The skulks are no more,
The heroes of Tolvir,
It's one for the lore!

Luna's a barbarian tiefling,
She delighted in finding a spoon.
She hacked up some lions in battle,
The map she found proved quite the boon.

CHORUS

[Deleted verse]
[Cididel was really a coward,
Some illusions made him full of fear.
When assassins attacked in the night,
Cididel charged right for the rear.]

When assassins attacked in the night,
It was Lumi who levelled the field.
The elf, with cunning and stealth attacks,
Gave the villains not a chance to yield.

CHORUS

Cididel charged right into battle,
At a ramshackle villa, I'm told.
Blasting monsters with all his magic,
The tiefling proved himself quite bold.

CHORUS

In battle with hideous ghouls,
The elf Phann cut them down with his steel.
Whenever a friend became injured,
He was right by their side for to heal.

CHORUS

When attacked by a whole tribe of xvarts,
Half-orc Mhurren was eager to fight.
He slew goblinoids by the score,
With his maul fling left and right.

CHORUS

At long last they came to the skulk,
Its mind broken and wretched to see.
They took away its glove and slayed it,
Its death was an act of mercy.

(CHORUS)
The monsters are slain,
The skulks are no more,
The heroes of Tolvir,
It's one for the lore!





Click here to find the charity anthology containing a couple of my short stories.



Also, make sure you check out my wife's blog and her life coaching website.


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Monday, April 11, 2016

A... Welcoming Village

Of Dice and Glen is a story being written following D&D 5th Edition rules and using Minecraft as the battle mat (and to set the scene). Each of the two writers control their own characters and share the job of Dungeon Master (controlling the environment, story, monsters and background characters). As a result, neither of us has any clue of what's going on or where this is going. So, let's have fun!

This story is split between episodes being posted on the second Monday of every month. You can find the first episode here and the previous episode here.


Of Dice and Glen Episode 12: A... Welcoming Village


Their journey to the edge of the woods took two more days, and from there it was another day to the nearest village. When they arrived, with the noon sun rising above their heads, they paused, staring at the small community with trepidation.

"It's really... Big," Luna stated, eyes scanning the protrusions of stone with just a shade shy of disgust. "Think maybe I could stay here and get a part-time job as a gargoyle?"

The Teifling sneaked a glance over her shoulder at the dragonborn hopefully.

Shaddar was digging around in the bag of holding, searching for the note with the skull signature they were here to ask about.

“Ah, but you would miss the fun if there are any goblins about,” Shaddar said with a chuckle. “Besides, you won’t get those boots I promised you if you stay out here. Ah! Here it is. What… is it stuck to something? What is…”

Out of the bag, he pulled the note which was stuck with dried berry juice to the empty-yet-sloshing ceramic jug. He glared suspiciously at the tiefling.

“Why is there berry juice on the very important note?”

"I've had enough of goblin smell for this whole season," Luna snarled, crouching as she turned from him. Nose to the ground, she crawled on hands and feet, long tail in the air, sniffing in the dust. Suddenly, she sat up, nose wrinkled. "Don't like this smell either."

"Berry juice?" She asked, head cocking to one side, like a dog wondering politely if perhaps someone was mistaken about the chewed couch, that clearly any wandering vagrant could have broken into the house and chewed the arm off. "Berry juice... BERRY JUICE!!!"

Diving for the bag in his hands, she began tearing through it, pulling out everything she could find.

"I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE, YOU SCALEY COBALT DROPPING!"

Afraid Luna would tumble into the extradimensional bag, Shaddar pulled it away as fast as he could.

“I’m right here, you nasty imp, how could I be in the bag too? Look at the mess you’re making!”

"Not YOU!" Luna screeched at her friend, tail thumping the ground in fury. "That gods cursed flying menace to sanity! The one we thought we left back in the forest. It must be curled up in that magic sack of yours!"

“Ohhh,” Shaddar said, pulling the bag further away. “I understand. You would never eat berries or rummage around in the bag of holding. It couldn’t have been you, it must have been the tiny dragon prankster. I completely understand. Come on, imp, help me clean up this mess so we can get into town.”

He got to work tossing the odds and ends Luna had scattered back into the bag.

"It's been nothing but you and me since we left that... That thing," she pointed out, one hand on her hip. "Do you really think I could have picked berries, gotten into the bag, eaten the berries, and put the bag back without you noticing?" Her tail tip shivered in the grass near her feet.

"We've both done our fair share of foraging," Shaddar pointed out. "The bag has been out of my sight many times and we both have possessions in it. It doesn't matter, though," he said, peeling the note from the jug. "The note and signature are still legible. No harm done."

He turned his attention back to the jug and, frowning, gave it a shake. Liquid seemed to splash around inside, but he knew it was empty.

"I'd forgotten about this. Did you ever figure out what it was?"

This slight would not go unanswered. Turning from her companion she glanced about for any spark of life nearby. A fat pigeon burbled on a branch close by and she strode over to converse with it.

"The cold-blooded can be so hard-headed," she informed the disinterested bird. "But I can be too. You just watch, I won't talk to him until he admits it wasn't me who stained the note and apologizes."

Jaw set, eyes steely, Luna crossed her arms across her chest and glared, silently, at a point just over the dragonborn's left shoulder.

Shaddar rolled his eyes and flicked his tongue. This teifling was like a dog with a bone.

"I'm sure you had nothing to do with it," he said as convincingly as he could.

Nodding her approval, she marched back to Shaddar and stared closely at the jug.

"That's a jug," she said, finally.

"Yes," Shaddar said, giving it a shake. "And it's magical. It sounds like something is in it even though it's empty. Isn't it one of the magical items you examined when I was... unconscious?"

"Ye-no..." Luna amended, hanging her head in shame. "I'm sorry, Shaddar."

The moods of the tiefling were as changeable as a cloud.

"Nothing to worry about," the white dragonborn said, tossing the jug back in the bag. "We'll have time to figure it out later. For now, let's go find out about this letter."

"A?" Luna enquired, looking up, once more cheerful. "B? Ceeeeeeeee?"

With a grin and a spring in her step she jumped up from her slouching pose to gamble about Shaddar as they started off toward the city. Then, suddenly, she remembered where they were going and whom they would meet.

"Hey!" she cried, glancing about them frantically. "Isn't that a faerie dragon over in that bush?"

To emphasize this distraction, she scurried over to the nearest bush, on all fours. So desperate was she to divert Shaddar's attention that her escapade was instantly obvious as a ruse.

Seeing through the desperate ploy Shaddar shook his head and continued on, turning his head to call over his shoulder.

"Oh, my, I guess I'll get all the sweets and boots to myself."

“Boots?!”

The horned head flicked up from her wild dragon chase and pelted after her friend.

“That was our deal,” Shaddar said. “Boots to make up for being around the horrible ‘civilized’ people.”

"Yes, yes, I remember," Luna said, her tone making it clear this deal had been much more appealing when she wasn't faced with her end of it.

Sighing, she looked up at Shaddar with a final, pleading glance, then, with resignation, pulled one foot from the dirt, lifted it, and planted it in front of herself.

"There."

The village was a cluster of thatched cottages on a hill with a few larger buildings mixed in. A low stone wall surrounded the homes, though it wouldn’t be good for much other than keeping animals out. The surrounding land had several farms spreading out along a river that wound around the base of the hill.

As they approached the gap where the road ran through the wall, Shaddar hailed a human crossing the road from one building to another.

"Excuse me," the white dragonborn said. "Where might we find the local guards or whoever maintains law and order around here?"

The man's eyes flew wide as he observed the pair closing in on him, shifting from one to the other but lingering longer on the wild tiefling.

"J-just down the road," he stammered. "The building with the red bricks, y-you can't miss it."

"Are you ok...?" Luna enquired, staring at the human with deep concern. He looked as though he might lose control of his bowels at any moment. She tilted her head to observe him closer, the sunlight glinting on her sharp little horns.

Arms flailing, the man turned and fled back to the building he'd come from.

"People," Shaddar said, shaking his head. "C'mon, let's go."

"But..." The tiefling said, moving slowly after the dragonborn. "He looks so scared! Maybe if I gave him a hug...?"

“We don’t have time,” Shaddar said, not wanting to explain. “Let’s get to that red brick building and see if anyone there is smarter than he is.”

"Yes!" Luna said, leaping around to walk abreast with the dragonborn. "Maybe I can hug one of them!" She suddenly found herself simply wanting a hug, not just to comfort the clearly terrified human.

The tiefling cast Shaddar a sidelong glance, then, without warning other than her sneaky look, she stepped sideways and flung her arms around his thick torso. She squeezed with all her might, closed her eyes, and rested her small, horned head on his shoulder.

"Mmm..." She sighed, contentedly.

Thinking Luna had figured out that the human was afraid of her and needed comfort, Shaddar patted her on the head awkwardly. Mammals were so strange.

“Come on,” he said gently prying her off. “We have a forest to save.”

"You aren't a very good hugger," Luna commented, examining him critically as she slid away from his armour and fell into step beside him. "But that's ok because I make up for that."

Her long, dirty tail made sweeping impressions in the dust as she finally walked into the town of her own free will. The idea still didn't appeal to her, but she knew anymore whining might just push Shaddar over the edge so she had decided to make the best of it.

Most of the villagers were off working, but there were a few flitting around the town. Most were humans and halflings, with the odd dwarf or half-elf thrown into the mix. When they saw the travellers, they all drew away into tight clusters, watching warily and muttering.

Looking around, Luna tried to make out which building in the small village was most likely to contain boots.

"So is that it?" She said, eager to get to the reward part of the errand and mostly forgetting about the errand part.





The building was one of the bigger ones in the village and it seemed to be the only one built with red bricks. It was also the only one with a slate roof, rather than thatch, and the windows were nothing more than glaring slits. It looked like a miniature fortress.

“Red bricks, he said we couldn’t miss it,” Shaddar said, his tongue flicking nervously. He didn’t like how many people were around and he liked how they were looking at them even less. “This must be it.”


Discover what happens next in Episode 13: Unhelpful Help





Click here to find the charity anthology containing a couple of my short stories.




Also, make sure you check out my wife's blog and her life coaching website.


If there's any subject you'd like to see me ramble on about, feel free to leave a comment asking me to do so.

Monday, March 14, 2016

Furry Friends and Giggling Trees

Of Dice and Glen is a story being written following D&D 5th Edition rules and using Minecraft as the battle mat (and to set the scene). Each of the two writers control their own characters and share the job of Dungeon Master (controlling the environment, story, monsters and background characters). As a result, neither of us has any clue of what's going on or where this is going. So, let's have fun!

This story is split between episodes being posted on the second Monday of every month. You can find the first episode here and the previous episode here.


Of Dice and Glen Episode 11: Furry Friends and Giggling Trees


Just as Shaddar was depositing the final corpse into the hole, Luna charged back into the clearing, scampering on all fours, followed by two moles and a groundhog. The rodents blinked in the sun and stayed close to the tiefling.

“Very well troops,” she addressed them. “You know what to do.”

Turning to her dragonborn companion she stood up and grinned.

“Problem solved,” she said, with a touch of smugness. “They’ll bury this without a trace.”

Shaddar stared from Luna to the animals, his jaw hanging open.

“What?” she asked, her eyes shifting from the small animals already beginning their task to Shaddar and back. “Not fast enough? I don't think I could call any more," she mused, watching her furry friends thoughtfully."

“If you’re sure they can get the job done…” Shaddar said hesitantly. It wasn’t the skills of the animals that he doubted, but their attention span.

“They’ll get it done!” she snapped, rounding on him. “Just because you’re prejudiced against mammals doesn’t mean my friends can’t do what I ask them!”

Her unnervingly black eyes narrowed and her long tail twitched in the grass. She stared at him defiantly, daring him to doubt more.

“I’m have nothing against mammals,” Shaddar said, flicking his forked tongue at her. “They just smell funny.”

“Smell funny?!” she echoed, incredulously. “Well you look funny!”

The tiefling poked her own small, pink tongue out from between her fangs, in imitation of her reptilian friend. A playful gleam was back in her eyes.

“Says the girl with the horns and the tail,” Shaddar said with a snap of his jaws.

The moles and the groundhog looked at each other uncertainly and began to back away.

“Says the dragon-man without a tail!” she returned and burst into a fit of giggles, the tail in question twirling into coils of delight.

Laughing, Shaddar shook his head. “Come along, imp. Get your friends to work and let’s be on our way.”

"Right!" She said, still grinning and turned to the rodent contingent. "Aaaaaaaaaaand... DIG!"

The groundhog jumped into action with gusto, while his mole companions blinked owlishly up at their trifling commander.

"You heard me, yah furry turncoats! Dig like your claws depend on it!" She fixed them with a baleful eye.

Giving the mole equivalent of a shrug, the pair slowly imitated the groundhog. All three soon vanished in a pile of earth.

“Very well, now let’s go to...” Shaddar paused for an exaggerated shudder, “town.”

“I’d forgotten about that until you mentioned it!” Luna whined. She readily began the journey, however, starting off at a slow pace to allow the more experienced traveler to lead the way.

Their journey through the woods was much quicker this time, since they were no longer tracking monsters. Shaddar led the way unerringly and within a few hours they were within sight of the large oak that marked the edge of Luna’s territory.





While scanning the area, Shaddar misstepped and plunged face-first into a tree, falling to the ground.

Upon greeting this final familiar sight, Luna scrambled up into a low branch of another nearby oak. She had an excellent view of her companion's tumble and suppressed a giggle behind one grubby hand.

"Are you all right, dragonborn?" She called. Something was nagging at her, however.

She thought she could hear a stifled giggle from the large oak, but it was so quiet she couldn’t be sure. A branch stretched out in front of her, offering her a convenient way to lean forward for a better look.

“I’m fine,” Shaddar muttered, climbing back to his feet, but he didn’t look up from the ground.

Reaching for the convenient branch, Luna propelled herself forward, planning on swinging down, leaning on the limb. Instead, her outstretched hands passed directly through the wood that was now revealed as nothing more than an illusion. She crashed out of the tree, falling on her face with a pain-filled grunt.

“Two-faced, half-wit spawn of a polar-worm...!” She gasped, when she regained her breath.

Shaddar rushed to her side to help her up. “What happened?”

This time, the giggler from the large oak was less successful in stifling their amusement.

“This tree is an imposter!” she yelled, pointing. “And I wanna find out who’s making us look like fools!”

The white dragonborn frowned at the tree. “An imposter?”

Something unseen briefly grabbed Luna’s tail.

The tiefing reached out angrily to demonstrate the nature of the mirage branch, then whirled, clawing at thin air, as she felt the startling touch.

“MRRRRAAAAARGLE!!!!!” she snarled, staring around for something to bludgeon to death.

“What!? What!?” Shaddar nocked an arrow in his bow, searching around frantically.

Another giggle from the large oak and suddenly there were four orbs of light surrounding the pair.

“Something pulled my beautiful tail!” she whimpered, clutching up the slender length and staring daggers around at the tree. “What in the name of all that’s holy is going on?!”

Bending down, the tiefling grabbed at a stone lying on the ground. She hurled the stone toward the giggling tree, with considerable force.

The stone slammed into the tree, bounced off it, coming straight back. With a resounding ping, it ricocheted off Shaddar’s scalemail, flew up into the foliage where it clunked around several branches before careening down to hit a rock, bouncing back up to ricochet off another tree and flying off behind the big oak. There was a soft thud and yelp as it hit something, then a cat-sized red dragon with butterfly wings fell to the ground as if propelled from a branch. The orbs of light vanished.

The white dragonborn stared from his armour to the tiefling to the little dragon.

“Was that intentional?”

“...yes!” Luna declared, after a moment, a look of triumphant astonishment appearing on her face.

Shaddar smiled and shook his head, not believing her for a minute.

Scurrying over to the fallen mini dragon, the tiefling reached out a hand to grasp the tiny neck.

“Hey, you!”

The small dragon nimbly dodged out of the way, taking to the air. As it fled into the woods, it chittered away in draconic and giggled incessantly.

“Well, that wasn’t very nice,” Shaddar commented.

“Troll toenails!” Luna snarled, her hand closing tightly around thin air. Turning to her friend, she cocked her head, curiously. “What? You understood that tiny terror?”

“Of course,” Shaddar said, “although, I’ll not repeat it. There’s a critter that could do with a mouthful of flame. It did say something about getting you good this time, though.” He raised a questioning eye-ridge. “This time?”

“This time...” Luna repeated, slowly, then glanced at her companion. “Oh uh... This time. Yes. I might have met that troll-face before...”

“Might?” the dragonborn asked. “We have a long journey still, you may as well fill the time with your tale.”

As they marched along, the tiefling sketched out a low-key rivalry between her and the tiny flying reptile. She told the dragonborn in no uncertain terms how she had defeated the adversary every time, but it wasn’t hard for him to see through this as the bravado of a bruised ego.

“And now I run off while that gargoyle’s toe-sand scampers around my forest! And I have to talk to people, too!” She finished in a huff, her long tail slashing the underbrush.

“Well, look on the bright side,” Shaddar said, holding back his laughter at the childish prank war. “When you return, you’ll have me to help chase it off.”

The minor nuisance dealt with, they continued on their way.


Discover what happens next in Episode 12: A... Welcoming Village






Click here to find the charity anthology containing a couple of my short stories.




Also, make sure you check out my wife's blog and her life coaching website.


If there's any subject you'd like to see me ramble on about, feel free to leave a comment asking me to do so.